Sunday, November 14, 2004

Stealth Bus Uncovered.


- From the Classified Files - As we traversed the desert, we came upon a remote dwelling with what appeared to be several unique vehicular devices resting around the lot. Among them was this stealth car. It immediately caught Jared's fancy and intrigue arose. Diana remained in the safety of the bus as Jared exited and approached the automobile with caution. The vehicle reeked of power and of speed not to mention the ability to reach speeds upwards of 60 mph and not be seen on radar! Yes thats right 60 mph! For upon much closer examination Jared discovered the heart and back bone of this mean stealth machine was the engine, transmission and undercarriage of a 1973-1979 Volkswagen Bus! Surely the local authorities must fear this beast. Imagine driving by the police with no worries that they might catch you speeding... because you CAN'T speed.

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